From R.C. Sproul's "Renewing Your Mind" radio program.
Remember when the Philistines stole the Ark of the Covenant? They placed it in the temple of Dagon at the foot of it's statue. The next day the Philistines were amazed when they saw the statue laying prostrate on the ground before the Ark. They restored the statue to it's feet, but low-and-behold, the next day the statue was not only laying prostrate, but it was shattered into a million pieces. One of the southern Philistines was reported to exclaim, "Wa'ell da'gone!"
A rookie cop was asked the following question on an examination: "How would you go about dispersing a crowd?"
He answered: "Take up an offering. That does it everytime."
Question: Who is the first man mentioned in the Bible?
Answer: Chap 1
Who was the most popular actor in the Bible?
It was Samson, he brought the house down.
According to the Bible...
the first person to smoke a cigarette
... Rachel, she lit off her camel...
the first person to play tennis
...David, he served in the courts of saul...
the first reference to motorcycles
...King David's triumph was heard through out the land...
the smallest person
...Peter, he slept on his watch...
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